How to Link to Something Terrible Without Helping Its Popularity

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We’ve all been there. You feel compelled to share something mind-bogglingly awful (like the “Asian Girlz” video*, pictured above), but you don’t want to do anything to help their SEO (for non-nerds: Google ranking) lest more non-suspecting people come across said tragedy and it gets MORE popular. Enter donotlink.com. Simply enter the URL you’d like to link to on homepage of this genius web service and it generates a new link with which you can share terrible things with your friends and social networks without helping pagerank. Now go forth and share awful things freely and without guilt, fellow internet users!

*Thankfully the “band” that made “Asian Girlz” took the video down, but you can read all about it and its horror on Colorlines.