Our Eyes, They Bleed: Moschino Cheap and Chic’s “Utensil” Sandal

First off, don’t get me started on the Moschino “Cheap and Chic” line.  At $375 for these sandals I’m sorry but “cheap” and honestly, “chic” are not the adjectives that come to mind.

Now lets take a look at these shoes: a FORK on your sandals?  Moschino, why you make me feel gross about utensils?!

What do you guys think?  Are these sort of funny and cute, or are they a potentially good looking shoe gone horribly wrong?

Check out Nordstrom to buy/look away from these totally bizarre shoes.