Jil Sander Oxfords: Dear God I Will Never Talk Shit About Anyone Ever Again If I Can Just Have These

While trolling Yoox.com today I came across these Jil Sander Oxfords and to say I am smitten is an understatement; I literally had a physical reaction when I saw these.  A classic black oxford elevated with a neon sole is so simple yet striking that I feel like this must be what the future looks like…like if Tron was more hipster or something.  I’m freaking out.

At $298 on Yoox and $745 for a tan/neon green pair at Saks it doesn’t seem like these are in my future just yet but there’s gotta be a knock off coming down the pike, right?  Or maybe I could get a pair of black oxfords and craft some!  Ooooh.


Update:  Cole Haan has a pair similar to the tan ones for $178.  The clean lines of the Jil Sanders are somewhat lost in the detailing but they are the right price and still pretty cool!