Zippy Diamond Planet Discovered

Extremely accurate depiction of Planet Sparkle:

Have you guys heard of this planet that was recently discovered in the Milky Way by the Swinburne University of Technology in Australia?  Apparently it is mostly comprised of carbon, which as we know, under great pressure, becomes diamond.  So basically there is a giant diamond five times the size of Earth out there, and what’s even weirder is that it’s zooming around a tiny star so fast that a year on Sparkle Earth is only two hours long.

OK, real talk here.  Clearly Beyonce is a superhero and her home base is this planet, right?

To learn all about Beyonce’s super powers (or maybe to learn more of the real science behind this amazing planet, if you’re into that sort of non-fantastical thing) head on over to the Swinburne University of Technology website.