A. I’m seeing this movie based on that alone.
B. It stars other perfect specimens of humankind, Christina Hendricks and Carey Mulligan along with other amazing actors like Bryan Cranston and Albert Brooks.
C. It’s playing at Nitehawk Cinema in Williamsburg starting today, 9/16 – my new favorite place to see a movie.
D. Does the plot even matter? Not really, but watch the trailer anyway:
YES! Smoldering. See you at Nitehawk.