Ke$ha vs. Katy Perry: Who Takes the Crazy Cake?

My friends, I would like to take a minute to mention the way in which my mind was recently blown by the ultimate crazy that is Ke$ha’s “Blow” video, and the ultimate crazy that is Katy Perry’s “E.T.” video. If you watch these videos, you will see aliens, unicorns, and pop stars, oh my! Not to mention that, um, JAMES VAN DER BEEK plays a tuxedoed assassin from the future in Ke$ha’s video? WTF Amazing. I’m not going to say too much about these videos, though, instead letting them speak for their crazy selves.

And now, I would love to get your opinions, dear readers: WHICH IS CRAZIER? Yes, I want to know which one of these videos takes the Crazy Cake. I think I am going to go ahead and vote for Ke$ha’s “Blow” video because, duh, James Van Der Beek + dancing unicorn people = True Crazy Love Forever. Amen.