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Our Eyes, They Bleed: Ugg Wedding Shoes Signal Impending Apocalypse

Our Eyes, They Bleed: Ugg Wedding Shoes Signal Impending Apocalypse

The “I Do” collection from Ugg was released recently and whoooooa mama are they hideous or what.  I’m sorry, you know to each their own…I don’t want to be a judgemental jerk or a negative nelly but these are objectively hideous, right?  I think we can all agree that on your wedding day, unless you(…)

Our Eyes, They Bleed: Moschino Cheap and Chic’s “Utensil” Sandal

First off, don’t get me started on the Moschino “Cheap and Chic” line.  At $375 for these sandals I’m sorry but “cheap” and honestly, “chic” are not the adjectives that come to mind. Now lets take a look at these shoes: a FORK on your sandals?  Moschino, why you make me feel gross about utensils?!(…)

Prada Mary Jane Boots: Our Eyes, They Bleed

While perusing the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale today I noticed something…curious: “Huh”, I thought.  “What’s up with that creepy disembodied leg?”  I figured it was some weird Photoshopping gone awry until I clicked and the full horror of what I was looking at was revealed to me: Yes ladies, believe it.  For a mere $1,500.00 you(…)