spring breakers

Kinda Want This Spring Breakers Beach Towel

Kinda Want This Spring Breakers Beach Towel

There are many things I’d like to say to you about Spring Breakers. Like my favorite scenes: #1 James Franco fellating the gun(s),  #2 the final scene which I won’t spoil for you if you haven’t seen it, #3 the Britney Spears piano montage. Also notable: the fact that for the first time in my(…)

March Can’t Come Soon Enough: Spring Breakers + The Place Beyond The Pines

March Can’t Come Soon Enough: Spring Breakers + The Place Beyond The Pines

Fake tattoos? Check. Low-level crime? Check. Guns blazing (both literally and figuratively)? Check. Semi-desperate down-on-their-luck characters? Check. Franco vs. Gosling, head to head on opening day? Check. I mean, what more can I sayyyyyyaaaayyyyyy? Ok I’ll actually say it: I am sort of dying for both of these movies to come out so I can(…)