LA Gear to the Light-Up-Sneakers-for-Adults Rescue!

I bet you were going through life all “La di da, nbd my sneakers don’t light up, that’s fine that’s for kids”. But guess what. If your sneakers don’t light up, but any yahoo kid can go to Wal-Mart and get some light up Dora sneakers, what does that say about America and our freedoms?(…)