our eyes they bleed

Our Eyes, They Bleed: Jeffrey Campbell Rainbow Sneakers

Our Eyes, They Bleed: Jeffrey Campbell Rainbow Sneakers

Seriously, where do I even begin?  Light up soles (yes I think they are sort of cool but omg not on these), six soles worth of rubber to stand on, and all in crazy clown colors.  I can’t even imagine a Spice Girl wearing these!  Since when did Jeffrey Campbell decide to just start trolling(…)

Our Eyes, They Bleed: Ugg Wedding Shoes Signal Impending Apocalypse

Our Eyes, They Bleed: Ugg Wedding Shoes Signal Impending Apocalypse

The “I Do” collection from Ugg was released recently and whoooooa mama are they hideous or what.  I’m sorry, you know to each their own…I don’t want to be a judgemental jerk or a negative nelly but these are objectively hideous, right?  I think we can all agree that on your wedding day, unless you(…)

Our Eyes, They Bleed: Moschino Cheap and Chic’s “Utensil” Sandal

First off, don’t get me started on the Moschino “Cheap and Chic” line.  At $375 for these sandals I’m sorry but “cheap” and honestly, “chic” are not the adjectives that come to mind. Now lets take a look at these shoes: a FORK on your sandals?  Moschino, why you make me feel gross about utensils?!(…)

Our Eyes, They Bleed: Beverly Feldman Jeweled Boots

The Nordstrom buyers do it again.  For every totally dope DVF on-sale cape they sell, they seemingly have one super weird item that you can’t imagine ANYONE buying.  Ever.  Such as those bizarro Prada boots we talked about earlier on Power Animals.  And now…these crazy Etsy-on-drugs, crazed-crafter-with-a-glue-gun pair of boots by Beverly Feldman.  Are these(…)