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David Rees and His Artisanal Pencil Sharpening Infomercial

David Rees and His Artisanal Pencil Sharpening Infomercial

In perhaps the first incident of intentional informerciaLULZ, I give you the How to Sharpen Pencils commercial. I am a longtime fan of David Rees and his many accomplishments – Get Your War On, My New Filing Technique Is Unstoppable, artisanal pencil sharpening, etc etc etc – but clearly, I’m watching the wrong cable channels(…)

InfomerciaLULZ: Door Delights

You know how cable channels sometimes show super wack commercials? The other day, the TV was on and though I wasn’t really paying attention to it, this incredibly high-pitched sing-songy voice caught my ear. Alas, it was a mini infomercial for something called Door Delights. What are Door Delights, you ask? Basically, glorified magnets…with very,(…)