Feast Your Eyes on…Eion Bailey

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if instead of the whole dating/relationship ritual, ladies (and gentlemen, if so inclined)  could just go to the local BroMart and spin around the store, pop whatever handsome bro they fancied into a shopping cart, and take said bro home, and yada yada yada?  And wouldn’t it be just delightful if Eion(…)