Can We Please Go to RollerJam USA?!!?!?!

RollerJam USA

Did you guys also grow up going to roller rinks to skate all the time just for funsies? Like middle school birthday parties at Skate Depot near the Cerritos Mall where one might have skate-danced inappropriately with boys and then done the skating version of the hokey-pokey? Well, I would like to return to that time, with the exception of the awkward middle school flirting action. And luckily for us, we can time travel by going to RollerJam USA in Staten Island! They have an adult night with a full bar on Saturdays. It might be super weird, and we have to get to the FAR reaches of Staten Island somehow, but friends, PLEASE let’s go!