There are many things I’d like to say to you about Spring Breakers. Like my favorite scenes: #1 James Franco fellating the gun(s), #2 the final scene which I won’t spoil for you if you haven’t seen it, #3 the Britney Spears piano montage. Also notable: the fact that for the first time in my life, I found James Franco unattractive (see below). I have a hard time getting deeper than that at the moment, so to borrow from Jim Croce, I’ll have to say I love you with a beach towel.
Opening Ceremony currently has an amazing Spring Breakers capsule collection featuring bikinis, Zubaz, the pink unicorn ski mask…and a couple of incredible beach towels – including the one above which is basically a pictoral plot summary of the whole movie. It’s $70, so I’ll have to trot over to the store and check it out IRL before committing, but yo…I want it.
SPRAAAAAEENG BREEEAAAAAK FOREVERRRRRRR.