I bet you were going through life all “La di da, nbd my sneakers don’t light up, that’s fine that’s for kids”. But guess what. If your sneakers don’t light up, but any yahoo kid can go to Wal-Mart and get some light up Dora sneakers, what does that say about America and our freedoms? Don’t ALL PEOPLE deserve light up sneakers? Yes. All people (me) do.
Thank you Jesus because guess what? LA Gear is actually a) still around and b) still answering our sartorial footwear dreams. Tada tadaaaaa!!! Light up sneakers! Yes, they are $100 but…but…I just want light up sneakers. Is that so wrong?
If you guys know about light up sneakers out there for adults, please share. I need some in my life asap. PS I love you guys.