Beauty and a Beat Scars Me For Life

The new Justin Bieber video for his song Beauty and the Beat is catchy enough, in that pop-croon-tween way that Justin Bieber has. The Nicki Minaj appearance made me recoil from the screen though…her lyrics “Buns out, weiner, but I gotta keep an eye out for Selena” made me throw up in my mouth a little, as did JB’s grinding on Nicki from behind. Weird weird!

Justin’s winning smile will make his teen fans swoon though, and I guess he is trying to slowly grow up and appear like a mature lady’s man. Do you Justin. I’ll just be over here clutching my pearls like the old lady I am.