Rihanna’s Not New Vid = 2012 is actually the 90’s

You guys. I know that Rihanna’s “We Found Love” video is not new, but I can’t help but think that it is *still crazy* and causes me to have a lot of questions for you. Pls see the questions below.

1. Is this video actually a Levi’s ad? (light denim!)
2. Do high-cut bathing suits/leotards/bodysuits *ever* look awesome? (crotch shot!)
3. Why are all “young people” actually “assholes”? Go figure!
4. Is 2012 actually 1991? The 90’s are upon us!
5. Does Rihanna know that her video boyfriend is actually a gay man? Pretty eyes!
6. Are raves cool again? It’s a mystery!

Friends, I can’t wait for you to tell me the answers to all of these questions, and many more that you feel like answering. Comment away, if you please!