I found Uncooked Greeting Cards a while ago and have given them to a few friends, to their confusion and dismay. Most people don’t get a card commemorating the birth of their first child that reads “You’re so lucky you have such a cute baby. If you’re ever strapped for cash, you could probably sell it for lots of money”. When I asked them about it later on, excited to hear their reaction to what I was sure was a funny and unique card for them out of the many they undoubtedly received, the reception was lukewarm at best. “Oh…yeah. Yeah, ha, that was cute”. Whatever. That sh*t was funny, fact.
What I am trying to say here is that these cards are awesome and hilarious, and you should buy some post haste and then send them to people as a sort of litmus test…if they get them, they are cool, if not, they are “norms”, and you should proceed with caution in the future (they do not appreciate “wackiness”).